Stamford, CT – In what the company is calling “an unfortunate but deeply profitable error,” WWE Shop accidentally published a yet-to-be-announced T-shirt on its storefront Thursday morning with the bold slogan: “I Paid $30 for Backlash and Read More
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“Only one of them is the Voice of the Voiceless. The other is the Can of the Carbonated.” Dramatic Voice Over Guy Stamford, CT – In a groundbreaking move blending athleticism, nostalgia, and shameless corporate synergy, Read More
“We had to make tough choices,” says executive while sipping from solid gold protein shaker. In a move that stunned absolutely no one who’s been paying attention to WWE’s priorities, the company announced Read More
“He won’t answer questions, but last week he played the ‘Shattered Dreams’ promo six times in a row. I think he’s trying to say something.” Following his devastating loss to John Cena at Read More
In a shocking post-attack interview following Monday Night Raw, newly crowned WWE Champion and existential life coach John Cena stunned fans with a deep, unsolicited psychological analysis of Randy Orton’s legendary finishing move. “The Read More
LAS VEGAS, NV — In what should have been a heartwarming milestone, John Cena’s 100th Make-A-Wish fulfillment this year took an unexpected turn when each child received a custom puzzle missing exactly one piece. The Read More
LAS VEGAS, NV — In a stunning display of fiscal recklessness and patriotic explosions, WrestleMania 41 has officially surpassed the gross domestic product of at least one Eastern European country in pyrotechnics spending alone. Sources within WWE Read More
The Netflix docuseries Mr. McMahon presents an intricate and often controversial look into the life and career of Vince McMahon, the long-time CEO of WWE, who shaped professional wrestling into a global phenomenon. This six-part Read More
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