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“We had to make tough choices,” says executive while sipping from solid gold protein shaker. In a move that stunned absolutely no one who’s been paying attention to WWE’s priorities, the company announced Read More

“He won’t answer questions, but last week he played the ‘Shattered Dreams’ promo six times in a row. I think he’s trying to say something.” Following his devastating loss to John Cena at Read More

In a shocking post-attack interview following Monday Night Raw, newly crowned WWE Champion and existential life coach John Cena stunned fans with a deep, unsolicited psychological analysis of Randy Orton’s legendary finishing move. “The Read More

LAS VEGAS, NV — In what should have been a heartwarming milestone, John Cena’s 100th Make-A-Wish fulfillment this year took an unexpected turn when each child received a custom puzzle missing exactly one piece. The Read More

LAS VEGAS, NV — In a stunning display of fiscal recklessness and patriotic explosions, WrestleMania 41 has officially surpassed the gross domestic product of at least one Eastern European country in pyrotechnics spending alone. Sources within WWE Read More